What is the weirdest spam email you've received?

It seems like the spammers are getting more creative with their wording to get around spam filters.



I just got one that said: Get bigger stick and get it quick, Enhance bedroom smell.



Don't know what it means but they make me laugh sometimes.What is the weirdest spam email you've received?
"Enhance you're penis natalie, and do it now!!!"

LOL! I'm a girl!!!
one time my dad got a spam text message that said 'your |a|s|s| is grass.'What is the weirdest spam email you've received?
I'll put it to you this way . . . it can't be reprinted here.
One e-mail promised to properly massage my dick with some weird herbs to elongate it.... as I'm a lady I guess they forgot to include the herbs that would enable me produce one in the first place....aaaannnnddd I'm not so sure I'm interested....lol... :-DWhat is the weirdest spam email you've received?
lol i got an email from my "accountant" (that ive never heard of) saying that the bank of Nigeria has put $100,000 in a trust fund for me to deliver to sick children

all i have to do is pay them the $400 accountancy fee so the bank can free the money

lol, how stupid do they think i am

extra lol how many do you think got court out by the scam

peace XP